This comes from the Daily Record’s showbiz celebrity gossip columnist who also draws a MP’s reason for reasons that become more mysterious with every passing day. I know I keep droning on about him but this sexist, priapic drivel is inexcusable.
I’M SCENT CRAZY BY MY CHANELLE NO.1
FOLLOWING my week hosting Big Brother’s Big Mouth (or foul mouth judging by last week’s “celebrity” host Leigh Francis, aka Keith Lemmon) I’ve had to keep abreast in case they ask me back.
I have a Big Sister in the house, anti-war activist Carole. But my eye has focused on Chanelle. The pulchritudinous 19-year-old has surely secured her future as a face.
As pretty as a picture and with a strong provincial accent, she is as fragrant as the flower she looks.
Liam redux 
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