When you pay eight quid for a film called “Sex & drugs & rock & roll” it’s not unreasonable to expect that the screen time will be equally divided between all three. This biopic of Ian Dury has a fair bit of dimagerug taking,  mostly of dope and speed; rather a lot of rock and roll though perhaps with a tad more jazz funk influence than decent people prefer and very little sex. I tried to get a partial refund on that basis but the man at the ticket desk was not very cooperative.

Before getting onto the film itself let’s take a detour around Ray Winstone. There seems to be a law that he has to appear in every British film where the action takes place within a fifty mile radius of London. The trailers included something coming out soon in which he plays a tormented, aggressive, complex Cockney villain. In this film he was Dury’s tormented yet complex father. You can just imagine the casting meetings.

We’re looking for a fifty something actor to play a tormented yet complex furniture maker in Regency London.

Ray Winstone. It’s the law.

This part calls for someone to be a complex, aggressive yet tormented British chieftain in Londinium.

Ray Winstone. It’s the law.

Can anyone suggest who we can get for the role of a complex, aggressive tormented factory owner in Victorian Southend….

Ian Dury has, for no reason that I can discern, emerged as some sort of British national treasure. He made one very good album thirty years ago, a couple of duff ones and performed in some unmemorable films. That’s pretty thin material for a two hour film but two things make it well worth seeing even if you are not much of a fan of the man’s work. The first is the animated sequences which open the film and are used to illustrate a couple of songs. Then Andy Serkis’ performance is probably the best piece of acting you’ll see in 2010. He is barely off the screen for the whole film and allows Dury’s character to transform him. For his family’s sake we have to hope that he was able to stop being Dury when he went home in the evenings.

The kindest thing you can say about Dury is that he could not have been easy to live with. Given that the film was made with the cooperation of his family and former band mates we have to assume that it’s a pretty fair likeness of someone who may have had a flair for words but would be grating after ten minutes even if you loved him dearly. So domestic rows were dealt with by responding in rhyming couplets and everything in the lives of those around him was required to revolve around his physical and emotional needs with a smart Alec put down being the only thanks expressed. Despite no longer being in the first flush of youth when he became commercially successful he let it go to his head in a way that Pete Doherty might have found a bit extreme. In Pete Doherty’s favour is the fact that he doesn’t encourage kids to bunk off school and allow them to try his mates’ drugs.

If the film tries to make any claim that Dury was anything other than an utterly egocentric rhymester it is towards the end when he emerges as an advocate for the rights of the disabled. It’s unconvincing. He generated a bit of controversy with the musically weak track Spasticus Autisticus and that was pretty much it. For those of us unfamiliar with his work it’s debt to the film Spartacus came as a revelation but does not improve the song.

At the end of the film Dury addresses the audience and says that there is no moral in the story and he’s right. It’s a portrait of an artist with a slender musical legacy who was obnoxious to everyone who loved him. Serkis’ performance makes it essential viewing.

 

 

9 responses to “That geezer were a right plonker”

  1. I reviewed it at my blog.
    Fantastic film about a flawed and f-cked up man. Serkis is outstanding as Dury.

    Ah c’mon, no British film would be complete without Ray Winstone, he’s the daddy and all.

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  2. Ian Dury was a much cleverer bastard than he made himself out to be.
    It’s worth examining his lyrics to understand why he became a popular voice of the post-punk generation, ANL and RAR.
    He certainly didn’t just write meaningless doggerel.
    “Sweet Gene Vincent” compares well to anything Dylan Thomas ever wrote;

    “Skinny white sailor, the chances were slender
    The beauties were brief
    Shall I mourn you decline with some thunderbird wine
    And a black handkerchief?
    I miss your sad Virginia whisper
    I miss the voice that called my heart”

    While many of the characters in his songs were blockheads like “Clever Trevor” and “Billericay Dickie”, Dury’s portrayal of them was highly unflattering.

    “You must have seen Blockheads in raucous teams
    Dressed up after work
    Who screw their poor old Eileens
    Get sloshed and go berserk

    Rotary accessory watches
    Hire-purchase signet rings
    A beauty to the bully boys
    No lonely vestige clings”
    Similarly he was aware of the limitations of his own role as a player in a 6 piece band.
    “I could be the driver in an articulated lorry
    I could be a poet, I wouldn’t need to worry
    I could be the teacher in a classroom full of scholars
    I could be the sergeant in a squadron full of wallahs

    What a waste! What a waste!
    What a waste! What a waste!

    I could be the catalyst that sparks the revolution
    I could be an inmate in a long-term institution
    I could lead to wide extremes, I could do or die
    I could yawn and be withdrawn and watch them gullify”

    His portrayals of Sex such as “Wake up and Make love” and “If I was with a Woman” were uncomfortably close to the truth.
    Was he also a bit of a c**t?
    Is Candyfloss sticky?

    ‘O vanitas vanitatum, which of us is happy in his life?
    Which of us has our desire, or having it, is gratified?’

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  3. Come to think of it, the song lyric transcription I quoted above is shite.
    I remember the relevant bit of “Blockheads” being:

    “[Motoring] accessory watches
    Hire-purchase signet rings
    [Of] beauty to the bully boys
    No lonely vestige clings”

    Which actually make sense!

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  4. You couldn’t find some reasons to be cheerful?

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  5. Ray Winstone’s brother?

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  6. My kids have just been watching the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe and I heard Ray Winstone as Mr Beaver – so there may be a law in Narnia as well – if you want an aged beaver in a 50 miles of Caer Paravel its got to be Ray Winstone.

    However I also watched King Arthur the other day and Ray Winstone had rode as far as Hadrians Wall as Bors (one of Arthur’s knights).

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  7. BBC DJ Marc Riley said that they found Dury’s character so obnoxious that he and his wife left the film half an hour early. Dury’s family complained to the director that it made him out to be much nicer than he actually was.

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  8. I’m willing to cut Ian Dury some slack. Someone who wrote the kind of lyrics that he did and had his popular appeal, can’t have been a one-dimensionally awful person.

    His son recognises as mcuh in today’s Evening Standard interview with Alison Roberts:-

    ” Dad could be way more gruesome than the film shows. Sometimes my sister and I sit down now and have these morose moments where we think: f**king hell, what have we been through and how did we survive it? But you have to remember what Dad had been through too.”

    As a child, Dury was sent to live in an institution for disabled children where conditions were positively Victorian. A bullying orderly (played in the film by Toby Jones) sneered at, and often humiliated, the kids themselves. There, you feel, he learned to loathe the pronounced limp and withered left arm, the marks of polio, that later became a kind of on-stage trade mark.
    “His own [spitefulness] incubated at that school as a survival mechanism,” says Baxter. “I think he used fame as an antidote to that childhood feeling of not being able to control his environment — but every now and then this anger would just spill out.”

    In full here:-

    http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/lifestyle/article-23793935-enduring-dad-the-truth-about-ian-dury-by-his-son.do

    His minder Fred “Spider” Rowe also points out that drink turned Dury into a demon.

    “Ian was like a different person when he’d had a drink. One time, in 1978, it got so bad I threatened to take him outside, remove his trousers and leg brace and leave him on a snowy hill. That shut him up!

    In full here:-
    http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news/2010/01/11/ian-was-a-different-man-after-booze-he-would-lord-it-over-all-his-women-his-mate-and-minder-115875-21957833/

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