Have a listen to the song in the first of the two videos. With its references to Benny Hill, The Kinks and Mark E Smith it’s as English as a Buckingham Palace garden party or drinking seven pints of lager and singing the Dam busters’ theme on hearing a German accent before throwing up in a newsagent’s doorway. If the BBC’s mission does not involve making sure that  bands like the Hornblower Brothers can get some airplay based on the quality of their music rather than their record company’s budget then it has lost something.

Every day it produces vast quantities of aural Horlicks – try listening to the afternoon play or Moneybox. It’s only right that a national broadcaster should offer something for money grubbing Daily Mail readers and the wittering middle classes. It should offer a bit more than that and glitzy family entertainment.

Even Mark Thompson, a man fast replacing Bono as a number one hate figure on this, site appears to agree.

“The BBC has one mission: to inform, educate and entertain audiences with programmes and services of high quality, originality and value. It strives to fulfil this mission not to further any political or commercial interest, but because the British public believe that universal access to ideas and cultural experiences of merit and ambition is a good in itself.”

He’s got a funny way of sticking to the mission. I’m not qualified if comment on the Asian Network but what’s absolutely certain is that the proposed decision to shut down 6 Music is a premeditated act of cultural vandalism. If your musical preferences are slightly outside the mainstream it’s about the only option. Its nearest commercial rival, the pitiful XFM, has a definition of “alternative” that stretches from the Kings of Leon to U2 with the remaining 50% of its airtime devoted to football themed ads for car insurance. How’s that for the soundtrack to your day?

A ray of sunshine is the strength and passion of the response to the planned closure of one of the BBC’s  jewels. Faceboook groups are sprouting up and Twitter is ablaze. We may just see popular pressure force the bean counters to back down.

As a bookend to the Hornblower Brothers ask yourself what other station plays seminal German band Neu!? Their albums may only have sold a few hundred when first issued outside Germany but now their influence is everywhere. That’s the sort of thing you want the BBC to provide alongside Casualty and Strictly Come Sell Some Junk You Found In The Attic.

11 responses to “Bullshit! Mr Thompson”

  1. Indeed.

    If anything the BBC should scrap Radios1 and 2, since these have huge overlap with commercial stations anyway; and kill-off the indentikit bbc local radio stations which offer a veneer of localism while rigidly sticking to the same formula.

    On sunday night I was struck by a problem that will be familiar to lots of readers here. I was in the car, which has a pretty modern radio but can’t receive DAB channels, however it does pickup local radio stretching from radio tees down to radio nottinghamshire and all points inbetween. I got a (Frank Zappa) CD stuck which would neither play nor eject. I’d already heard moneybox too.

    I scanned the channels to try to find a single song, play or debate that I could possibly listen to. All 35 stations I could pickup on FM were rubbish, R3 had a music discussion which I couldn’t be bothered to follow. R2 had some sort of religous service -surely christians would actually be at church if they were that bothered about god-bothering on sunday night- all the BBC local stations had dull AOR music, R1 was utter pop drivel.

    It wasn’t until I got close to home and in range of my local pirate rasta station that I dare switch back on.

    Who listens to all those stations of drivel and why does BBC want to contribute to it further?

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  2. Isin!t capitalism deafning.Fuck are my ears ensured.

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    Boris Gustaffson

    Save 6 Music! – Save The Hornblower Brothers!

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  4. BBC 4 will probably be next on the chopping block, given that the BBC’s new plan seems to revolve around cutting their more unusual and worthwhile contributions.

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  5. This isn’t a forgone conclusion (though a Tory victory will probably make it even more likely to happen!) so everyone should get involved in the protests against it.

    As well as joining the groups and signing petitions don’t forget to fill in the BBC consultation document http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbctrust/consultations/departments/bbc/bbc-strategy-review/consultation/consult_view

    The whole model of public service broadcasting is coming under attack at the moment, we need to step up in defence of it.

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  6. Thank you Liam. I hate the thought of a future without Radio 6.

    When it strays from Politics this blog is pure wit and pleasure. You’ can write, you’re a damn good chair, a talented gardener and have great taste in music. Shame about the politics tho.

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  7. Also didn’t Crozier just go to ITV? Urgh. Bad times for the media…

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  8. Rachel – on careful reflection I have to agree with you.

    Though I’m not sure there’s much skill in telling a racist to shut up and the politics informs pretty much everything else.

    Thanks for that line Joe. You can see I’ve made use of it and Martin for once we are in complete agreement – proof that music can remove any barrier.

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  9. Very much agreed, although you’re slightly wrong about XFM. You forgot Mumford and Sons is played on the hour every hour.

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  10. Marcus Hermitidge Avatar
    Marcus Hermitidge

    This station needs to be saved, THIS MUSIC NEEDS TO BE HEARD

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