Protesting
Originally uploaded by Slugger O’Toole.

Ulster’s great! This is wonderful photo gives you a feel for the place. It’s a picture of a Paisleyite demonstration at the first civil partnership ceremony in the north of Ireland outside Belfast city hall. It puts me in mind of a counter demonstration I took part in ages ago at Queen’s University. Paisley’s crew had organised a “Save Ulster From Sodomy” campaign and they were picketing a gay and lesbian conference. The counter picket consisted of a few members of Peoples Democracy and a couple of fellow travellers. These people believe this stuff and get tens of thousands of votes in every election. It was Gerry Adams who nominated Paisley, their inspiration and leader, for prime minister of the northern statelet.

On a personal note I’d like to give a big thank you to the baggage handlers at Belfast International Airport for making a perfect day even better.

The morning began with my brother’s un-neutered cat urinating over some of my clothes two hours before my flight back to London. Cats that have not been neutered have very pungent urine. With no time to wash them I stuffed my garments into two plastic bags and put them in my hold-all. Also in the bag is a pound of Irish sirloin steak since my mother is convinced that there is no meat in England. Normally there is half a dead pig in my luggage too but not this time. This is just as well because the whole lot is sitting in some airport somewhere gradually fermenting into whatever cat’s piss, beef, clothes and chocolate develop into. The single biggest loss is the charger for my MP3 player. Thank you Swissport and thank you Easyjet.

9 responses to “Neither fornicators, effeminate nor abusers of themselves”

  1. “This is just as well because the whole lot is sitting in some airport somewhere gradually fermenting into whatever cat’s piss, beef, clothes and chocolate develop into”That is truly gross 🙂

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  2. My favourite TV moment of all time was paisley standing up during the Pope’s speech to the European parliament with a placard saying “no sacrifice but Calgary”, and JM Le Pen standing up and flooring Paisley with one punch. Sadly never been repeated on TV since.(Another favoutite, never shown I beleive on UK TV was Tony Blair having a bucket of blood thown over him in Bulgaria during the Serbian war. )

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  3. Andy, in the orthodox version Christ died for your sins at Calvary. It doesn’t mention him going to Canada.

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  4. Sorry Liam, but I haven’t laughed at someone elses misfortune for a long time…. ;)Cos it is the kinda thing that happens to me (but minus the meat…)”Andy, in the orthodox version Christ died for your sins at Calvary. It doesn’t mention him going to Canada”.Maybe JC met up with the Canadian section of the Mormons on his travels.:)

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  5. Well Louise if you can’t laugh at the misfortune of others what is there to laugh at? There’s a happy ending of sorts. The bag has been delivered intact. The clothes are in the washing machine, the tin of Roses is safe but the meat has gone off which means the cows died in vain.

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  6. “Well Louise if you can’t laugh at the misfortune of others what is there to laugh at”?Indeed…Well, pleased to hear the tin of Roses survived the journey…. I like the toffee ones myself and they beat Quality Street anytime.

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  7. Oh dear, and I cannot even blame the spell checker – what makes it worse, only 6 weeks ago I stood at the top of Calvary myself in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jeruselem.On the subject of lughing at other’s misfortunes – soes anyone remember a punk band many years ago with the excellent name of “mock the afflicted”

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  8. A few years ago I went to the Oxford Union for a debate on religious tolerance, at which Paisley was one of the speakers (because the Oxford Union these days is a forum for cheap media scrums). When it came to his turn to speak he stood up, waved a loaf of bread around and shrieked “Is this the Body of Christ?” The rest of his speech was inaudible because of the booing…How on Earth did this mental case become credible, even among Ulster Protestants?

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  9. “he stood up, waved a loaf of bread around and shrieked “Is this the Body of Christ?”I can’t answer this question until I know whether it was ethically purchased organic wholemeal bread.

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