To the extent that this site has any thematic unity it’s based around the process of building a new class struggle mass party in Britain, the bathos of the far left’s attempts at self-aggrandisement and what a wanker Bono is.
It may just be that he has a credible musical rival. Watching one of the TV music chart shows to keep up to date with Dozy Rascal and Jay Zed I had my introduction to the work of Kid Rock. He’s doing pretty well in the charts at the moment with a song called All Summer Long. It’s a reminiscence about the good old days of 1989 which samples Warren Zevon’s Werewolves of London and Sweet Home Alabama. He lacks Zevon’s way with words as these lines irrefutably show:
We didn’t have no internet
But man I never will forget
The way the moonlight shined upon her hair
He’s not playing it for laughs and does seem to be genuinely as thick as that rhyme makes him appear. Witless lyrics are no obstacle to a making a great song but the imagery in the video is transcendently awful. There are the obligatory women in bikinis with the special touch that one of them has had hers made from a pro-slavery, racist Confederate flag. Kid does not do nuance and the viewer is being invited to work out where he stands on things.
Kid surveyed a swamp in what is probably some type of nature reserve and decided that the one thing which was lacking was a smug arsehole racing through it in a speed boat. He volunteered to be that arsehole and no persuasion was needed. Better still no acting was needed either. The boat has a flag at the back which I did not recognise the US stripes with a circle of stars and something in the middle. Perhaps it the National Association of Rich Wankers Intent on Destroying Nature.
Apparently he has been recording since 1990 and has sold 23 million albums more than me. Nevertheless we have to acknowledge a special ability when we see it and that video has catapulted Kid into the Bono league of singing, pompous arseholes – the crucial difference is perhaps that while Bono is a self-righteous, toadying, tax dodger Kid is a racist idiot – or at least an idiot who doesn’t recognise a racist symbol when he sees one.
To get the taste out of your mouth watch this instead.





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