image Several months ago, one Saturday evening, I nearly tripped over Tracey Emin in a branch of an Italian restaurant chain near Liverpool Street station. I thought this was quite impressive, a sign of the artist keeping in touch with commoners and trying to live a life outside the celebrity bubble.

It just shows how wrong you can be. She’s jumped on that bandwagon that normally carries the likes of Phil Collins or Jim Davidson and has started whinging about how somebody as rich as her can’t really be expected to pay 50% tax. She makes a sophisticated and persuasive argument. “I’m simply not prepared to pay tax at 50 per cent”. That’s because half of a huge amount of money is not really enough to get by on and it leaves her feeling undervalued.

Her solution is that of the greedy rich person through the ages. She might move to somewhere with a tax regime more sympathetic to the artist’s need for oodles of money. In her case it’s France. “At least in France their politicians have always understood the importance of culture and they have traditionally helped out artists with subsidy and some tax advantages.”

She also trots out that other favourite canard of the rich when the state tries to separate them from a little bit of their dosh to pay for hospitals and schools. “There aren’t enough incentives to work hard.” Maybe she could try getting by on what you make after sixty hours cleaning on the minimum wage.

It’s not easy to work out if Emin is developing a fully rounded world view. It could be that she is trying to hold onto some shred of her former radical self when she says “we should never have got involved in either Iraq or Afghanistan” or she’s just another self publicising money grubber spouting off the first thing that comes into her head. Hard to say really.

9 responses to “Rich person moans about tax shock”

  1. Hush now Liam. Emin needs our full support – if, and it’s a big if, she really does FUCK OFF TO FRANCE AND NEVER COME BACK!

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  2. Liam

    There is a developing theme of the pictures you have used in the last two posts.

    I am afraid to look at what you post up next

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    1. Andy, wait till you see what I’ve got planned for an upcoming piece called “The BNP exposed”.

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  3. One way of keeping the Inland Revenue away from her lolly I suppose.
    Let’s face it though, this is further proof that Brick Lane has become irreversibly gentrified.

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  4. Perhaps there could now be created a Margate tapestry showing the selfish rich landing in France with their bags of gold

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  5. I wonder if Banksy pays his taxes and, if he does, how this is arranged without blowing his cover? I’m not sure what Emin’s ‘former radical self’ looked like – her art has certainly been groundbreaking, but has she taken radical political positions?

    I’ve always been very intrigued in the timing of the emergence of the YBA’s and the sinister Saatchi’s profound involvement in their promotion. It did seem a powerful vindication of the Marxist idea of the ruling class exercising hegemony over ideological production.

    She’ll probably claim she was being ironic and teasing the Left. Or maybe not.

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  6. Tracey Ermin…..Good riddance and shut the door behind you.

    All these celebrities bollocks,politicians and television presenters should wear electronic badges which give you an update of their current earnings and bank balances so that we may assess more accurately what they say and do.

    Funny how the likes of BBC news readers Fiona Bruce and prize dickheads such as Jonathan Ross go all coy like when asked about their actual salaries and simply say in passing speedily on to the next question that they are worth it.

    Arent they just, just like the bankers, the dealers, the artists, the professional footballers and tennis players and the celebrity chefs (yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn!) .

    Honest days work and all that.Tax them anymore and they work quite so hard will they ? Work ? What’s that ?

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  7. Should read: Tax them any harder and they simply wont work ‘quite’ so hard will they ?

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  8. Bruce Lawson says it well http://www.brucelawson.co.uk/2009/dear-tracey-emin/

    “Fuck off to a tax haven with your Tory mates”

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