Here’s an unexpected and squalid consequence of the opening up of Poland to the mass tourist industry. Alongside the prostitution and hundreds of drunken racist buffoons there’s an almost unbelievable trivialisation of the Holocaust.

Some “specialist” British companies offer packages which include strip clubs, firing AK47s and white water rafting. They have names like “hooters and shooters” Here’s a quote from one of them offering something extra:

“Why not take a break from your stag weekend mayhem and immerse yourself in a little world-defining history before the 20-odd pints later in the evening?”

It’s a tour of either Auschwitz or Birkenau.

With the sensitivity you’d expect from the sort of people who think that combination is a good idea they turn up at the camps with “tour” T-shirts saying “Warsaw, Krakow, Auschwitz”. F##king hilarious, eh?

Is there a big enough tosser out there to justify this?

Of course there is. You’ll always find someone to grub around in a gutter if there’s money in it. Out of sheer contempt we’ll not name either the man or the firm but he seems to think that his customers’ inner monologue as they pose under the “Arbeit Macht Frei” sign is:

“To hell with that, we have seen the worst humanity had to show and then gone out on a major night on the tiles with strippers and booze”.

Would anyone like to suggest another use for the AK47s?

7 responses to “Hooters, shooters and w#nkers”

  1. Use the bannana clip as a bottle opener.The barrel as a shotgun bong.The stock to keep the fire burning,and check out the dvd Regeneration..

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  2. Good to see young workers getting some arms training with the weapon of national liberation and socialist revolution. BTW which revolutionary socialist organisation currently has an armed wing? SWP? Respect? Permanent Revolution? SSP? CPGB?

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  3. “Would anyone like to suggest another use for the AK47s?”

    Er…arm the workers and peasants and carry out an armed uprising?

    PS If my answer’s right do I get a book token? You know, you could make these competitions a regular blog feature. Then again, maybe not…

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  4. Mark Victorystooge Avatar
    Mark Victorystooge

    “BTW which revolutionary socialist organisation currently has an armed wing? SWP? Respect? Permanent Revolution? SSP? CPGB?”

    None in Europe, at least none to the west of Greece.
    As far back as 1977, the Beeb was capable of gently mocking the left in the UK via “Citizen Smith”, even though that was the year of the “German Autumn” with the RAF, and in Italy the Red Brigades were active.

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  5. The CPGB are very vocal on workers militias but i dont think it ever goes beyond propaganda as for the rest they make Wolfie Smith look dangerous.

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  6. This constant droning on about the British left not having armed groups was bizarre enough to be briefly amusing. Now it’s just downright tiresome.

    I’ll delete any further references to it until such times as a sharpening polarisation in class conflict makes it worth raising again.

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  7. The British left and right all have armed wings,and they have spent a lot of time in the Shankhill.

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